There’s something on your shoe, no wait that is your shoe…

OK, I realise that we are delving into my own very particular prejudices here but it’s my blog so why not?

Look down at your shoes, do they look like they should have a bell on the end and are they a shade ranging from baby puke beige to post curry diarrhoea brown? Then I have one word for you, NO!

Why did you think they looked good? Who told you they did? Someone else? They are not your friend! Do me a favour, after you have read this, take them off and put them in the bin. No don’t recycle, the Third World has enough problems already.

Thank you.

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